shorty: imma send you something ;)
shorty: *sends nudes*
me: *sees gallery icon instead of camera icon*
me: Damn so you gon recycle on me like that instead of takin a fresh one?
i was eating this girl out once
she was cumming but i kept eating not giving her no breaks
then she suddenly stopped moaning
i looked up and she was looking behind her
i was like what happened?
she was like i coulda swore Jesus just tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear “your time has come”
hasn’t even been a full month yet and he’s already dented and chipped the paint of the briefcase jesus christ